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IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. GEEKCODE. ****************************************************************** * * *AUTHOR. RANDY LEJEUNE. * *DATE-WRITTEN. 29 SEP 2010. * * * ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** * This program is free software; you can redistribute it * * and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public * * License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either * * version 2 of the License, or at your option) any later * * version. * * * * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be * * useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied * * warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR * * PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more * * details. * * * * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public * * License along with this program; if not, write to the Free * * Software Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139,* * * * Interface Design taken from Chris Gushue's geekcode generator* * * ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ENVIRONMENT DIVISION. CONFIGURATION SECTION. SOURCE-COMPUTER. IBM-386. OBJECT-COMPUTER. IBM-386. INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION. FILE-CONTROL. SELECT GEEK-SIG ASSIGN TO "geekcode.sig" ORGANIZATION IS LINE SEQUENTIAL. DATA DIVISION. FILE SECTION. FD GEEK-SIG. 01 GEEK-OUTPUT-REC PIC X(80). WORKING-STORAGE SECTION. COPY "geekcode.cpy". 77 WS-PRINT-LINE1 PIC X(80) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-PRINT-LINE2 PIC X(80) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-PRINT-LINE3 PIC X(80) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-PRINT-LINE4 PIC X(80) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-COMMAND PIC A(20) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-CL-ARGS PIC X(10) VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-PAGE-CNT PIC 99 VALUE ZEROES. 77 WS-CNT PIC XX VALUE SPACES. 77 WS-TOT-PAGE PIC 99 VALUE 45. 77 WS-REC-CNT PIC 9 VALUE ZEROES. 77 WS-RETURN-SYS-CODE PIC 9(8) COMP VALUE ZEROES. 77 WS-ENTRY PIC XX VALUE ZEROES. 01 WS-VALID-FLAG PIC X VALUE "N". 88 WS-VALID-DATA VALUE "Y". 88 WS-INVALID-DATA VALUE "N". 01 WS-VALID-PENS PIC X VALUE "N". 88 WS-HOW-MANY VALUE "Y". PROCEDURE DIVISION. 00000-CONTROL. PERFORM 10000-SETUP PERFORM 20000-PROCESS PERFORM 30000-CLEANUP. 10000-SETUP. ACCEPT WS-CL-ARGS FROM COMMAND-LINE END-ACCEPT PERFORM 93000-PARSE-CMDLN OPEN OUTPUT GEEK-SIG INITIALIZE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC. 20000-PROCESS. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN PERFORM 91000-PRINT-HEADING PERFORM 21000-CREATE. 21000-CREATE. PERFORM 22100-TYPE UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22200-DRESS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22300-HAIR UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22400-HEIGHT UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22450-WEIGHT UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22500-GLASSES UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22600-PENS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22670-SLIDES UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22700-AUTO UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22800-AGE UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 22900-WEIRD UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23000-VERBAGE UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23100-COMP UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23200-FLAVOR UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23250-UNIX UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23300-PERL UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23400-LINUX UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23500-386BSD UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23600-NEWS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23700-WEB UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23800-EMACS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 23900-KIBO UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24000-MS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24100-MAC UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24200-VMS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24400-POL UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24500-CP UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24700-TREK UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 24800-BAB UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25000-JEOP UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25100-ROLE UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25200-MAGIC UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25300-TV UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25400-BOOKS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25500-DOOM UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25600-BARNEY UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25700-EDUC UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25800-MUSIC UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 25900-HOUSE UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 26000-FRIENDS UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 26100-REL UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 26200-NUT UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 26300-GENDER UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "N" PERFORM 26350-SEX UNTIL WS-VALID-DATA PERFORM 26500-PRINT. 22100-TYPE. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Geek Type - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 GB - Geek of Business 15 GL - -"Geek of Literature" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 GC - Geek of Classics 16 GMC - -"Geek of Mass Communications" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 GCA - Geek of Commercial Arts 17 GM - -"Geek of Math" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 GCM - Geek of Computer Management 18 GMD - -"Geek of Medicine" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 GCS - Geek of Computer Science 19 GMU - -"Geek of Music" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 GCC - Geek of Communications 20 GPA - -"Geek of Performing Arts" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 GE - Geek of Engineering 21 GP - -"Geek of Philosophy" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 GED - Geek of Education 22 GS - -"Geek of Science" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 GFA - Geek of Fine Arts 23 GSS - -"Geek of Social Science" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 GG - Geek of Government 24 GTW - -"Geek of Technicial Writing" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "11 GH - Geek of Humanities 25 GO - -"Geek of Other" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "12 GIT - Geek of Information Technology 26 GU - -"Geek of Undecided" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "13 GJ - Geek of Jurisprudence (Law) 27 G! - -"Geek of No Qualifications" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "14 GLS - Geek of Library Science 28 GAT - -"Geek of All Trades" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Geek Type code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 28 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "GL" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "GC" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "GCA" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "GCM" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "GCS" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "GCC" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "GE" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "GED" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "GFA" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "GG" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 11 THEN MOVE "GH" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 12 THEN MOVE "GIT" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 13 THEN MOVE "GJ" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 14 THEN MOVE "GLS" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 15 THEN MOVE "GL" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 16 THEN MOVE "GMC" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 17 THEN MOVE "GM" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 18 THEN MOVE "GMD" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 19 THEN MOVE "GMU" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 20 THEN MOVE "GPA" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 21 THEN MOVE "GP" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 22 THEN MOVE "GS" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 23 THEN MOVE "GSS" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 24 THEN MOVE "GTW" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 25 THEN MOVE "GO" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 26 THEN MOVE "GU" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 27 THEN MOVE "G!" TO WS-TYPE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 28 THEN MOVE "GAT" TO WS-TYPE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22200-DRESS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Dress - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 d++ I tend to wear conservative dress such as " "a business suit or " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " worse, a tie." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 d+ Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, " "etc. No jeans, tennis " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " shoes, or t-shirts." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 d I dress a lot like those found in catalog " "ads. Bland, boring, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " without life or meaning." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 d- I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 d-- My t-shirts go a step further and have a " "trendy political " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " message on them." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 d--- Punk dresser, including, but not limited " "to, torn jeans and " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " shirts, body piercings, and prominent " "tattoos." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 dx Cross dresser." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 d? I have no idea what I am wearing now, " "let alone what I wore yesterday." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !d No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, " "don't you think?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 dpu I wear the same clothes all the time, no " "matter the occasion, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " forgetting to do laundry between wearings." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Dress code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "d++" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "d+" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "d" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "d-" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "d--" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "d---" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "dx" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "d?" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!d" TO WS-DRESS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "dpu" TO WS-DRESS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22300-HAIR. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Hair - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 H+++ My hair goes down past my waist." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 H++ My hair dangles to my mid-back." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 H+ It's down to about my shoulders." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 H It's just pretty normal hair." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 H- It's cut above the neck." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 H-- Above the neck AND ear (flattop)." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 H--- It's about 1/8 inch long." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 H---- I shave my head daily, otherwise it gets " "too long." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !H I'm bald." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 H? I have wigs that allow me to vary my " "hair." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "11 H* My hair is dyed funky flavors." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Dress code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 11 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "H+++" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "H++" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "H+" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "H" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "H-" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "H--" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "H---" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "H----" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!H" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "H?" TO WS-HAIR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 11 THEN MOVE "H*" TO WS-HAIR END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22400-HEIGHT. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Height - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 s+++ I usually have to duck through doors. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 s++ I'm a basketball candidate. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 s+ I'm a little taller than most. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 s I'm an average geek. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 s- I look up to most people. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 s-- I look up to damn near everybody. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 s--- I take a phone book with me when I go " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " out so I can eat dinner. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Height code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "s+++" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "s++" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "s+" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "s" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "s-" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "s--" TO WS-HEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "s---" TO WS-HEIGHT END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22450-WEIGHT. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Weight - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 s+++ I take up three movie seats. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 s++ I'm a linebacker candidate. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 s+ I'm a little rounder than most." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 s I'm an average geek." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 s- Everybody tells me to gain a few pounds." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 s-- I tend to have to fight against a strong " "breeze." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 s--- My bones are poking through my skin. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Weight code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "+++" TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "++" TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "+" TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE " " TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "-" TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "--" TO WS-WEIGHT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "---" TO WS-WEIGHT END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22500-GLASSES. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Glasses - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 g+++ I have coke-bottle glasses that I can " "use to start leaves on " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " fire in the hot sun." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 g++ I've got four eyes and tape in the " "middle. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 g+ I've got four eyes, what's your point?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 g- I have contacts." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 g-- I have colored contacts I have contacts." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 g--- I have those funky contact that have " "interesting designs on" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " then such as happy faces or some such. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 !g I have no glasses." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 g? I can't find my glasses." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Glasses code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "g+++" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "g++" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "g+" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "g-" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "g--" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "g---" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "!g" TO WS-GLASSES ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "g?" TO WS-GLASSES END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22600-PENS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Pens - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Do you have any pens in your pockets? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 Yes." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 No." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Pens code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 02 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "p" TO WS-PENS (1:1) PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN PERFORM 22650-HOW-MANY UNTIL WS-HOW-MANY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN PERFORM 22660-NOPENS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22650-HOW-MANY. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Pens - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "How many pens do you have in your pockets? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 One." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 Two." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 Three." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 Four." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 Five." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 Six." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 Seven." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 Eight." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 Nine." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Pens Number code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-PENS TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE 1 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE 2 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE 3 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE 4 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE 5 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE 6 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE 7 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE 8 TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE 9 TO WS-PENS (2:1) END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22660-NOPENS. EXIT. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Pens - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 p? I can't find a writing instrument." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 !p Pens are obsolete. I have a Newton." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your No Pens code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 02 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "?" TO WS-PENS (2:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "!p" TO WS-PENS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22670-SLIDES. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT (2:1) TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Slide Rules, Etc. - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Do you carry a slide rule, calculator or portable co - "mputer along with you?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 Yes." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 No." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Extra Stuff code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 02 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "+" TO WS-PENS (3:1) ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN CONTINUE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22700-AUTO. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Automobile - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 au++++ I have my chauffeured limo take me " "everywhere." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 au+++ I own four different colored Mercedes." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 au++ I drive a brand new car that cost more " "than most houses" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 au+ I have a sporty-looking car which would " "be a babe-mobile if" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I wasn't such a geek." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 au I drive a car which I bought from my " " parents. It has four doors even " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " though I'm the only one who ever rides in - "it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 au- I drive my parents' car. Hey, if I could " "afford my own I wouldn't " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " be living at home with them. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 au-- My car has rust everywhere and the " "muffler drags along the ground. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 au--- I drive a '77 Pinto which went over " "100,000 miles two years ago. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 au---- I have a Yugo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 !au I don't have a car." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "11 au* I have a motorcycle." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Automobile code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 11 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "au++++" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "au+++" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "au++" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "au+" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "au" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "au-" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "au--" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "au---" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "au----" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "!au" TO WS-AUTO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 11 THEN MOVE "au*" TO WS-AUTO END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22800-AGE. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Age - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 a+++ 60 and up." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 a++ 50-59." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 a+ 40-49." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 a 30-39." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 a- 20-29." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 a-- 10-19." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 a--- 9 and under." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 a? Ageless." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !a It's none of your business how old I am." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Age code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "a+++" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "a++" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "a+" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "a" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "a-" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "a--" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "a---" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "a?" TO WS-AGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!a" TO WS-AGE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 22900-WEIRD. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT MOVE WS-PAGE-CNT TO WS-CNT DISPLAY "Weirdness - " Page: " WS-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 w+++ Mainstream? I heard of that once, I think." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 w++ I am so weird, I make Al Yankovic look sane - ". " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 w+ So? What's your problem with weird." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 w I am not weird. I'm perfectly normal." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 w- I'm more normal that most people normally a - "re." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 w-- I am so incredibly boring . . . " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Weirdness code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 06 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "w+++" TO WS-WEIRD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "w++" TO WS-WEIRD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "w+" TO WS-WEIRD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "w" TO WS-WEIRD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "w-" TO WS-WEIRD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "w--" TO WS-WEIRD END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23000-VERBAGE. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Verbage - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 v--- I don't talk. I just type. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 v-- When I talk, people usually look mildly em - "barrassed. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 v- I use words like 'grok' in everyday conver - "sation." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 v At least I speak in complete sentences. Us - "ually. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 v+ People compliment me on my vocabulary. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 v++ People compliment me on my eloquence. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 v+++ I was the regional forensics champ. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !v Speech is irrelevant, I use telepathy. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 v? I mumble. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 v* I babble. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Verbage code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "v---" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "v--" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "v-" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "v" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "v+" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "v++" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "v+++" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!v" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "v?" TO WS-VERBAGE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "v*" TO WS-VERBAGE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23100-COMP. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Computers - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 C++++ I'll be first in line to get the new cyber - "netic interface installed " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " into my skull. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 C+++ You mean there is life outside of Internet - "? You're shittin' me! I " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " live for muds. I haven't dragged myself to - " class in weeks. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 C++ Computers are a large part of my existenc - "ence. When I get up in the " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " morning, the first thing I do is log myse - "lf in. I mud on weekends, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " but still manage to stay off of academic p - "robation." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 C+ Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. - "I play a mean game of DOOM! " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and can use a word processor without resor - "ting to the manual too. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " often. I know that a 3.5 inch disk is not - " a hard disk. I also " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " know that when it says 'press any key' to - "continue, I don't have to " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " look for a key labeled 'ANY'. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 C Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use - "it when it serves my " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " purpose." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 C- Anything more complicated than my calculat - "or and I'm screwed. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 C-- Where's the on switch? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 C--- If you even mention computers, I will rip - "your head off! " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Computer code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "C++++" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "C+++" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "C++" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "C+" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "C" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "C-" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "C--" TO WS-COMP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "C---" TO WS-COMP END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23200-FLAVOR. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "UNIX Flavor - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 B BSD (use this unless your BSDish system is men - "tioned below)." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 L Linux" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 U Ultrix" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 A AIX" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 V SysV" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 H HP-UX" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 I IRIX" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 O OSF/1" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 S SunOS / Solaris" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 C SCO UNIX" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "11 N NeXT" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "12 ? Some other one not listed." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your UNIX Flavor code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 12 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "UB" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "UL" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "UU" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "UA" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "UV" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "UH" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "UI" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "UO" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "US" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "UC" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 11 THEN MOVE "UN" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 12 THEN MOVE "U?" TO WS-UNIX-FLAVOR END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23250-UNIX. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "UNIX Skill - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "++++ I am the sysadmin. If you - "try and crack my machine don't be" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " surprised if the municipal works department g - "ets an 'accidental'" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " computer-generated order to start a new la - "ndfill put on your front" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " lawn." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "+++ I don't need to crack /etc - "/passwd because I just modified su" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staf - "f doesn't even know" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I'm here. If you don't understand what I j - "ust said, this category" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " does NOT apply to you!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "++ I've get the entire admin - "ticked off at me because I am always" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " using all of the CPU time and trying to run p - "rograms that I don't have" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/ - "passwd next week, just " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " don't tell anyone." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "+ I not only have a unix acc - "ount, but I slam VMS any chance I get." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR " I have a unix account to d - "o my stuff in." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "- I have a VMS account." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "-- I've seen unix and didn't - "like it. DEC rules!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 " WS-UNIX-FLAVOR "--- Unix geeks are actually ne - "rds in disguise. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your UNIX Skill code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "++++" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "+++" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "++" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "+" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE " " TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "-" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "--" TO WS-UNIX-GURU ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "---" TO WS-UNIX-GURU END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23300-PERL. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Perl - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 P++++ I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has s - "uperseded all" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " other programming languages. I firmly bel - "ieve that all" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " programs can be reduced to a Perl one-line - "r." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 P+++ Perl is a very powerful programming tool. - "Not only do I" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " no longer write shell scripts, I also no l - "onger use awk or" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " sed. I use Perl for all programs of less t - "han a thousand lines. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 P++ Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don - "'t write shell" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " scripts anymore because I write them in Pe - "rl." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 P+ I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven' - "t learned much Perl," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " but it is on my agenda. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 P- What's Perl got that awk and sed don't hav - "e? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 P-- Perl users are sick, twisted programmers w - "ho are just" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " showing off. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 P--- Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity - " of sed, and the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " performance of awk with the simplicity of - "C. It should be banned." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 P? What's Pearl?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !P Our paranoid admin won't let us install pe - "rl! Says it's" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " a 'hacking tool'." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Perl code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "P++++" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "P+++" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "P++" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "P+" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "P-" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "P--" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "P---" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "P?" TO WS-PERL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!P" TO WS-PERL END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23400-LINUX. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Linux - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 L++++ I am Linus, hear me roar." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 L+++ I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for br - "eakfast and have enough " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " room left over for a kernel debugging. I h - "ave so many patches " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " installed that I lost track about ten vers - "ions ago. Linux" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " newbies consider me a net.god." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 L++ I use Linux almost exclusively on my syste - "m. I monitor " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions - "some times. I've aliased " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Linux FTP sites to make getting new softwa - "re easier. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 L+ I've managed to get Linux installed and ev - "en used it a few times. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " It seems like it is just another OS." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 L I know what Linux is, but that's about all - "." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 L- I have no desire to use Linux and frankly - " don't give a rats patootie " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " about it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 L-- Unix sucks. Because Linux = Unix. Linux S - "ucks. I worship Bill Gates." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 L--- I am Bill Gates. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !L I don't even know what Linux is!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Linux code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "L++++" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "L+++" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "L++" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "L+" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "L" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "L-" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "L--" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "L---" TO WS-LINUX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!L" TO WS-LINUX END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23500-386BSD. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "386BSD - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 3+++ I am a 386BSD wizard. I munch C code for b - "reakfast and have enough" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " room left over for a kernel debugging. I h - "ave so many patches" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " installed that I lost track about ten vers - "ions ago. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 386BSD newbies consider me a net.god." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 3++ I use 386BSD almost exclusively on my syst - "em. I monitor " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " comp.os.386bsd.* and even answer questions - "some times. I've aliased " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 386BSD FTP sites to make getting new softw - "are easier. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 3+ I've managed to get 386BSD installed and e - "ven used it a few times. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " It seems like it is just another OS." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 3 I know what 386BSD is, but that's about al - "l." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 3- I have no desire to use 386BSD and frankly - " don't give a rats patootie " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " about it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 3-- Unix sucks. Because 386BSD = Unix. 386BSD - "Sucks. I worship Bill Gates." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 3--- I am USL's lawyer. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !3 I don't even know what Linux is!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your 386BSD code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "3+++" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "3++" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "3+" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "3" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "3-" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "3--" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "3---" TO WS-386BSD ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!3" TO WS-386BSD END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23600-NEWS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "USENET - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 N++++ I am Tim Pierce." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 N+++ I read so many news groups that the next b - "atch of news " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " comes in before I finish reading the last - "batch, and I" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " have to read for about 2 hours straight be - "fore I'm " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " caught up on the morning's news. Then ther - "e's the afternoon... " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 N++ I read all the news in a select handful of - " groups. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 N+ I read news recreationally when I have som - "e time to kill." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 N Usenet News? Sure, I read that once." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 N- News is a waste of my time and I avoid it - "completely." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 N-- News sucks! 'Nuff said." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 N* All I do is read news." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !N We don't have news." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Usenet code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "N++++" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "N+++" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "N++" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "N+" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "N" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "N-" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "N--" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "N*" TO WS-NEWS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!N" TO WS-NEWS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23700-WEB. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "World Wide Web - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 W+++ I am a WebMaster . Don't even think about t - "rying to view" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " my homepage without the latest version of N - "etscape. When" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf - " the web using" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " my Newton and a cellular modem." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 W++ I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepag - "e is advertised" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " in my .signature." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 W+ I have the latest version of Netscape, and - "wander the web" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " only when there's something specific I'm lo - "oking for." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 W I have a browser and a connection. Occasio - "nally I'll use them." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 W- The web is really a pain. Life was so much - " easier when" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " you could transfer information by simple A - "SCII. Now everyone" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " won't even consider your ideas unless you - "spiff them up" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " with bandwidth-consuming pictures and poin - "tless information links. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 W-- A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandw - "idth and just" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " gives the uneducated morons a reason to cl - "utter the Internet." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your World Wide Web code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 06 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "W+++" TO WS-WEB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "W++" TO WS-WEB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "W+" TO WS-WEB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "W" TO WS-WEB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "W" TO WS-WEB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "W--" TO WS-WEB END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23800-EMACS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Emacs - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 E+++ Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my - " psychologist! I use" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! A - "ll you vi people" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " don't know what you're missing! I read alt - ".relgion.emacs," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 E++ I know and use elisp regularly!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 E+ Emacs is great! I read my mail and news wi - "th it!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 E Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as - "my regular editor." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 E- Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes - "." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 E-- Emacs is just a fancy word processor." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 E--- Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 E---- Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !E Emacs? What's that?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Emacs code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "E+++" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "E++" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "E+" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "E" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "E-" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "E--" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "E---" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "E----" TO WS-EMACS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!E" TO WS-EMACS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 23900-KIBO. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Kibo - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 K++++++ I _am_ Kibo. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 K+++++ I've had sex with Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 K++++ I've met Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 K+++ I've gotten mail from Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 K++ I've read Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 K+ I like Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 K I know who Kibo is." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 K- I don't know who Kibo is." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 K-- I dislike Kibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 K--- I am Xibo." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Kibo code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "K++++++" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "K+++++" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "K++++" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "K+++" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "K++" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "K+" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "K" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "K-" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "K--" TO WS-KIBO ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "K---" TO WS-KIBO END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24000-MS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Microsoft Windows - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 w++++ I have Windows, Windows NT, and Windows - "NT Advanced Server all " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven' - "t seen daylight in six" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " months." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 w+++ I am a MS Windows programming god. I wro - "te a VxD driver to allow " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " MS Windows and DOS to share the use of m - "y waffle iron. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " P.S. Unix sux. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 W++ I write MS Windows programs in C and thi - "nk about using C++ " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " someday. I've written at least one DLL." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 w+ I have installed my own custom sounds, w - "allpaper, and screen " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " savers so my PC walks and talks like a f - "un house. Oh yeah, I have " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've i - "nstalled but never used. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 w Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to - " like it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 w- I'm still trying to install MS Windows a - "nd have at least one " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " peripheral that never works right." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 w-- MS Windows is a joke operating system. H - "ell, its not even an " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " operating system. NT is Not Tough enough - " for me either. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 w--- Windows has set back the computing indus - "try by at least 10 " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quart - "ered, hung, shot, poisoned, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " disemboweled, and then REALLY hurt." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !w I don't do Windows. Got a problem with t - "hat? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Microsoft code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "w++++" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "w+++" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "w++" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "w+" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "w" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "w-" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "w--" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "w---" TO WS-MS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!w" TO WS-MS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24100-MAC. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Macintosh - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 M++ I am a Mac guru. Anything those dos putzes - "and unix nerds" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " can do, i can do better, and if not, I'll - " write the damn" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " software to do it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 M+ A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite oft - "en." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 M I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent ab - "out it." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 M- Macs suck. All real geeks have a character - " prompt." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 M-- Macs do more than suck. They make a user - "stupid by allowing" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " them to use the system without knowing wha - "t they are doing." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz i - "n my navel." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 !M What's a Macintosh?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Macintosh code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 06 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "M++" TO WS-MAC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "M+" TO WS-MAC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "M" TO WS-MAC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "M-" TO WS-MAC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "M--" TO WS-MAC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "!M" TO WS-MAC END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24200-VMS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "VMS - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 V++ Unix is a passing fad compared to the real - " power in the universe, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " my VMS system. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 V+ I tend to like VMS better than Unix." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 V I've used VMS." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 V- Unix is much better than VMS for my comput - "ing needs. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 V-- I would rather smash my head repeatedly in - "to a brick wall than " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's - "reminiscent of a dead " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix - " rules the universe. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 !V I've not ever used VMS." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your VMS code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 06 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "V++" TO WS-VMS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "V+" TO WS-VMS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "V" TO WS-VMS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "V-" TO WS-VMS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "V--" TO WS-VMS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "!V" TO WS-VMS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24400-POL. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Politics - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 po+++ Fuckin' Minorities! Adolf Hitler is my her - "o! And so is" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Rush Limbaugh!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 po++ All in favor of eliminating free speech, s - "ay aye!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 po+ Let's get the government off of big-busine - "ss' back." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 po Politics? I've heard of that somewhere but - " in all honesty I " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " really don't give a shit. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 po- Bring back the 60's." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 po-- I'm still living in the 60's." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 po--- No taxes through no government." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 -po+ Don't label me you moron! Both sides are e - "qually fucked up!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Politics code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "po+++" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "po++" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "po+" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "po" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "po-" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "po--" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "po---" TO WS-POL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "-po+" TO WS-POL END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24500-CP. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Cypherpunk - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 Y+++ I am T.C. May" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 Y++ I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and a - "ctive around" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to tal - "k about the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " evils of Clipper and the NSA. Orwells' 198 - "4 is more than" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " a story, it is a warning to ours' and futu - "re generations." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I'm a member of the EFF." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 Y+ I have an interest and concern in privacy - "issues, but in" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " reality I am not really all that active or - " vocal." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 Y I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 Y- It seems to me that all of these concerns - "are a little " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " extreme. I mean, the government must be ab - "le to protect" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " itself from criminals." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 Y-- Get a life. The only people that need this - " kind of protection" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " are people with something to hide. I think - " cypherpunks are " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " just a little paranoid." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 Y--- I am L. Dietweiller." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Cypherpunk code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "Y+++" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "Y++" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "Y+" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "Y" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "Y-" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "Y--" TO WS-CP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "Y---" TO WS-CP END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24700-TREK. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Star Trek - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 t+++ It's not just a TV show, its a religion. I k - "now all about" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " warp field dynamics and the principles behin - "d the transporter." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Kl - "ingon. I go to" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life. It - "'s not just a " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " TV show, its a religion. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 t++ It's the best show around. I have all the ep - "isodes and the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " movies on tape and can quote entire scenes v - "erbatim. I've " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " built a few of the model kits too. But you l - "l never catch" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " me at one of those conventions. Those people - " are kooks." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 t+ It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the o - "nly things " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " good on television any more. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 t It's just another TV show." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 t- Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what - " the big deal" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing somet - "hing but I " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " just think it is bad drama. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 t-- Star Trek is just another Space Opera." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 t--- Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I ha - "ve ever seen!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Hey, all you trekkies out there, GET A LIFE - "!!!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Star Trek code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "t+++" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "t++" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "t+" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "t" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "t-" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "t--" TO WS-TREK ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "t---" TO WS-TREK END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 24800-BAB. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Babylon 5 - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 5+++ I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Jo - "e who lives" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " eats breathes and thinks Babylon 5, and ha - "s Evil thoughts" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " about stealing Joe's videotape archives ju - "st to see " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " episodes earlier." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 5++ Finally a show that shows what a real futu - "re would look" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " like. None of this Picardian 'Let's talk a - "bout it and" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " be friends' crap. And what's this? We fina - "lly get to " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, - "they've been " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " holding it for over seven years. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 5+ Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh persp - "ective in the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 5 I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to i - "t." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 5- This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden - ", the special " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " effects are obviously poor quality. In gen - "eral, it" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 5-- You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load - "of crap! This" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " show is just a soap with bad actors, piss- - "poor effects," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and lame storylines. Puh-leese." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 !5 I've never seen Babylon 5." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Babylon 5 code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "5+++" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "5++" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "5+" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "5" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "5-" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "5--" TO WS-BAB ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "!5" TO WS-BAB END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25000-JEOP. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Jeopardy - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 j+++ I dress like Art Fleming, practice Alex Tr - "ebek's vocal" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " nuances, and make a pilgrimage to the Jeop - "ardy studio" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " every six months to either take the contes - "tant test or" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " to cheer from the audience. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 j++ I watch Jeopardy regularly, and annoy othe - "rs in the college" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " rec center by shouting out the answers." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 j+ I watch Jeopardy regularly." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 j Sure I watch it, but, hey, it's only a sho - "w." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 j- Jeopardy? That's show's for a bunch of no- - "life eggheads. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 j-- I annoy others in the college rec center b - "y shouting out" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " the *wrong* answers." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 !j I've never seen Jeopardy or don't watch it - "." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 j$ I've won money on the show." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 jP I've gotten the d*mn Lee Press-On Nails on - " the show (or" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " some other lame-o consolation prize). " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 jx I don't watch Jeopardy because it's too ea - "sy." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Jeopardy code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "j+++" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "j++" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "j+" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "j" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "j-" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "j--" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "!j" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "j$" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "jP" TO WS-JEOP ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "jx" TO WS-JEOP END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25100-ROLE. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Role Playing - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 R+++ I've written and publish my own gaming mat - "erials. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 R++ There is no life outside the role of the d - "ie. I know all" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " of piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own - " warped rules" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " scare the rest of the players." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 R+ I've got my weekly sessions set up and a c - "haracter that" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I know better than I know myself. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 R Role-Playing? That's just something to do - " to kill a" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Saturday afternoon." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 R- Gosh, what an utter waste of time!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 R-- Role-Players are instruments of pure evil" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Jeopardy code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY < 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "R+++" TO WS-ROLE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "R++" TO WS-ROLE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "R+" TO WS-ROLE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "R" TO WS-ROLE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "R-" TO WS-ROLE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "R--" TO WS-ROLE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25200-MAGIC. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "MAGIC: The Gathering - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 G++++ I am considered a Magic(tm) god. I have n - "icknames for" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " every card and know just about every strat - "egy there is." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 G+++ I have a Lord of the Pit, a Black Lotus an - "d a Reverse" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Damage. I play for hours every night." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 G++ I've spent almost $100 on cards. A good ch - "unk of my" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " spare time goes into playing or constructi - "ng decks and" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " keeping up my checklist." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 G+ Ok, ok, so I bought a few packs of cards. - " Big deal." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 G I play Magic, if I can borrow a deck. It's - " an ok game." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 G- I don't even play anymore. I just collect. - " My cards fill " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " three shoeboxes." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 G-- I don't go to class/work anymore. Sometim - "es I don't sleep." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 G--- I have 3 Lords of the Pit, Armageddon, Wra - "th of God," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and two Reverse Damages. I also have all f - "ive of the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Greater Legends Dragons. I can quote the e - "xact wording" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and, in some cases, casting cost, of any c - "ard on demand." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I've memorized the PPG. I am a Magic munch - "kin. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 G---- Some friends and I are trying to get boxes - " of booster" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " packs at cost so we can sell them at a pro - "fit and buy more" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " cards at cost that we can sell for profit - "and buy more" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " cards at.... " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 G? What the hell _IS_ Magic?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your MAGIC code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "G++++" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "G+++" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "G++" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "G+" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "G" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "G-" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "G--" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "G---" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "G----" TO WS-MAGIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "G?" TO WS-MAGIC END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25300-TV. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Television - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 tv+++ There's nothing I can experience 'out ther - "e' that I can't" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " see coming over my satellite dish. I wish - "there were" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " MORE channels. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 tv++ I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don - "'t miss anything." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 tv+ I watch some tv every day. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 tv I watch only the shows that are actually w - "orth while." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 tv- I watch tv for the news and 'special progr - "amming.' " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 tv-- I turn my tv on during natural disasters." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 !tv I do not own a television. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Jeopardy code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 07 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "tv+++" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "tv++" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "tv+" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "tv" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "tv-" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "tv--" TO WS-TV ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "!tv" TO WS-TV END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25400-BOOKS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Books - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 b+++ I consume a few books a week as part of a - "staple diet." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 b++ I find the time to get through at least on - "e new book a month. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 b+ I enjoy reading, but don't get the time ve - "ry often. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 b I read the newspaper and the occasional bo - "ok. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 b- I read when there is no other way to get t - "he information. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 b-- I did not actually READ the geek code, " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I just had someone tell me. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Books code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 06 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "b+++" TO WS-BOOKS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "b++" TO WS-BOOKS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "b+" TO WS-BOOKS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "b" TO WS-BOOKS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "b-" TO WS-BOOKS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "b--" TO WS-BOOKS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25500-DOOM. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "DOOM! - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 D+++ I crank out PWAD files daily, complete wit - "h new monsters," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. - " I can solve the" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " original maps in nightmare mode with my ey - "es closed. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 D++ I've played the shareware version and boug - "ht the real one" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and I'm actually pretty good at the game. - "I occasionally " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " download PWAD files and play them too. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 D+ It's a fun, action game that is a nice div - "ersion on a " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " lazy afternoon." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 D I've played the game and I'm pretty indiff - "erent." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 D- I've played the game and really didn't thi - "nk it was" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " all that impressive." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 D-- It's an overly-violent game and pure crap" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 D--- I've seen better on my Atari 2600." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !D I've never played Doom!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Books code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "D+++" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "D++" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "D+" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "D" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "D-" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "D--" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "D---" TO WS-DOOM ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!D" TO WS-DOOM END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25600-BARNEY. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Barney - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 B+++ I worship the ground He walks on. I wish t - "o erect a" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " shrine for Him in my front yard. I feel a - " need to sell" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " all my worldly belongings, shave my head, - "and go to " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " airports where I will hand out Barney doll - "s and spread" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " His message of universal love for everyone - " regardless of" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " race, creed, color, sexual preference, or - "species. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 B++ I don't miss an episode, except when I hav - "e to work" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " or go in for a root canal. Barney loves me - ". " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 B+ I like him. He has a nice, wholesome messa - "ge. He's" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " good for the country. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 B Hey, the little tykes love him, they don't - " go around " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " karate-chopping each other any more; what' - "s the big deal?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 B- Barney is annoying." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 B-- Don't talk to me about him. I'm getting si - "ck of his " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " smarmy message. He makes me ill." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 B--- He's sick. He's polluting our children's m - "inds with this" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " love and tolerance crap." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !B Who's Barney?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Barney code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "B+++" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "B++" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "B+" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "B" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "B-" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "B--" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "B---" TO WS-BARNEY ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!B" TO WS-BARNEY END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25700-EDUC. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Education - " age: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 e++++ Still pretty stupid, over qualified to wor - "k any" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " job, went and got my Ph.D. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 e+++ Had not learned enough to know better not - "to go back" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " and try for a master's degree." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 e++ Managed to finish my bachelors. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 e+ Started a degree, plan to finish it some d - "ay. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 e K-12, been on a college campus." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 e- Got my bachelors, escaped alive, and am ma - "king hoards" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " of money writing unmaintainable (except by - " me) software. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 e-- The company I work for was dumb enough to - "fund my way" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " through a masters degree, then started pay - "ing me even more money." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 e--- Achieved a Ph.D, have devoted my life to i - "nsignificant" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " research, which my employer pays dearly fo - "r. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !e Flunked high school, learned life the hard - " way." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 e* I learned everything there is to know abou - "t life from" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " the 'Hitchhiker's Trilogy'. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Education code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "e++++" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "e+++" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "e++" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "e+" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "e" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "e-" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "e--" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "e---" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!e" TO WS-EDUC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "e*" TO WS-EDUC END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25800-MUSIC. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Music - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 u+++ I consider myself over-refined and grok th - "at heavy-duty" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " elevator music." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 u++ I consider myself refined and enjoy classi - "cal and" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " new-age selections." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 u+ I own a tape or CD collection (records als - "o count," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " but you would be admitting how old you rea - "lly are)." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 u I occasionally listen to the radio." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 u- Just play it loud." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 u-- I play air-guitar better than anyone else. - " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 u--- LISTEN! I SAID TO PLAY IT LOUD!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 u* I listen to music that no one else has eve - "r heard of." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 u** I listen to so many types of music that I - "can't even" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " keep them straight." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 -u I like _both_ kinds of music: Country AND - "Western." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Music code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 10 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "u+++" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "u++" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "u+" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "u" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "u-" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "u--" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "u---" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "u*" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "e**" TO WS-MUSIC ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "-u" TO WS-MUSIC END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 25900-HOUSE. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Housing - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 h++ Living in a cave with 47 computers and an - "Internet feed," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 h+ Living alone, get out once a week to buy f - "ood, no more" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " than once a month to do laundry. All surfa - "ces covered." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 h Friends come over to visit every once in a - " while to talk" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " about Geek things. There is a place for th - "em to sit." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 h- Living with one or more registered Geeks." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 h-- Living with one or more people who know no - "thing about" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " being a Geek and refuse to watch 'Star Tre - "k'. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 h--- Married, with the potential for children. - " (persons living" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " with a fiance might as well label themselv - "es h---," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " you're as good as there already.)" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 h---- Married with children - Al Bundy can sympa - "thize ." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !h I am stuck living with my parents!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 h* I'm not sure where I live anymore. This la - "b/workplace" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " seems like home to me. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Housing code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "h++" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "h+" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "h" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "h-" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "h--" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "h---" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "h----" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!h" TO WS-HOUSE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "h*" TO WS-HOUSE END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26000-FRIENDS. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Friends - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 f++ I have so many friends, I make other peopl - "e jealous." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 f+ I have quite a few really close friends. W - "e get along great. They " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " are all other geeks, though." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 f Yeah, I have friends. Who told you?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 f- I have a few friends. They barely seem to - "speak to me anymore." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 f-- I've got about one friend left in the worl - "d, who probably wants to " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " shoot me. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 f--- I used to have friends, but I didn't like - "it ." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 f? I *think* I have friends." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 f* Everyone is my friend." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !f I have no friends. Get lost." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Friends code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF Ws-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF Ws-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "f++" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "f+" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "f" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "f-" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "f--" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "f---" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "f?" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "f*" TO WS-FRIENDS ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!f" TO WS-FRIENDS END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26100-REL. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Relationships - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 r+++ Found someone, dated, and am now married." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 r++ I've dated my current SO for a long time." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 r+ I bounce from one relationship to another, - " but I have quite a few. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 r I date periodically." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 r- I have difficulty maintaining a relationsh - "ip." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 r-- Most people aren't interested in dating me - "." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 r--- I'm beginning to think I'm a leper or some - "thing, the way" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " people avoid me like the plague." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !r I've never had a relationship." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 r* signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Ba - "chelor(ette)'s" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, bu - "t not Desperate'." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " First founded at Caltech. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Relationships code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 09 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "r+++" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "r++" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "r+" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "r" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "r-" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "r--" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "r---" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!r" TO WS-REL ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "r*" TO WS-REL END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26200-NUT. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Nutrition - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 n+++ I graze like a bunny - pass me a carrot!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 n++ I like the fibers in food." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 n+ I like food - especially when it is health - "y. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 n- Food? I just grab something from the shelv - "es with meat in it. " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 5 n-- I eat only the cheap things - even with ar - "tificial meat and" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " vegetables." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 n--- I eat meat - seen Jurassic Park?" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 n---- I _live_ on snacks and coke." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 !n Eh what? never mind the menu, give me some - "thing to eat!" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Nutrition code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 08 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "n+++" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "n++" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "n+" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "n-" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "n--" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "n---" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "n----" TO WS-NUT ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "!n" TO WS-NUT END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26300-GENDER. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Gender - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 x I am female." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 y I am male." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 z Its none of your business what sex I am." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Gender code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 03 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "x" TO WS-SEX-GENDER ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "y" TO WS-SEX-GENDER ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "z" TO WS-SEX-GENDER END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26350-SEX. ADD 1 TO WS-PAGE-CNT DISPLAY "Sexuality - " Page: " WS-PAGE-CNT " of " WS-TOT-PAGE END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "==================================================== -"===========================" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 1 " WS-SEX-GENDER "++++ I have a few little rug ra - "ts to prove I've" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " been there. Besides, with kids around, who - " has time for sex? " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 2 " WS-SEX-GENDER "+++ I'm married, so I can get - "it" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " (theoretically) whenever I want." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 3 " WS-SEX-GENDER "++ I was once referred to as - "'easy'." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " I have no idea where that might have come - " from though." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 4 " WS-SEX-GENDER "+ I've had real, live sex." DISPLAY " 5 " WS-SEX-GENDER "- I prefer computer sex to r - "eal sex." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 6 " WS-SEX-GENDER "-- I was once referred to a - "s a 'cyberslut'," END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " but I have no idea where that might have c - "ome from." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 7 " WS-SEX-GENDER "* I'm a pervert." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 8 " WS-SEX-GENDER "** I've been known to make pe - "rverts look like angels." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " 9 !" WS-SEX-GENDER " Sex? What's that? I've had - " no sexual experiences." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "10 " WS-SEX-GENDER "? It's none of your business - " what my sex life is like." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "11 +" WS-SEX-GENDER "? Sex? What's that? No exper - "ience, willing to learn! " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Enter your Sexuality code " "number here [0 to quit]: " WITH NO ADVANCING END-DISPLAY ACCEPT WS-ENTRY END-ACCEPT IF WS-ENTRY (2:1) = SPACE MOVE WS-ENTRY (1:1) TO WS-ENTRY (2:1) MOVE 0 TO WS-ENTRY (1:1) END-IF IF WS-ENTRY NOT NUMERIC CONTINUE ELSE IF WS-ENTRY <= 11 SET WS-VALID-FLAG TO "Y" IF WS-ENTRY = 00 THEN PERFORM 92000-ABEND ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 01 THEN MOVE "++++" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 02 THEN MOVE "+++" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 03 THEN MOVE "++" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 04 THEN MOVE "+" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 05 THEN MOVE "-" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 06 THEN MOVE "--" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 07 THEN MOVE "*" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 08 THEN MOVE "**" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 09 THEN MOVE "!" TO WS-SEX-PRE MOVE " " TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 10 THEN MOVE "?" TO WS-SEX ELSE IF WS-ENTRY = 11 THEN MOVE "+" TO WS-SEX-PRE MOVE "?" TO WS-SEX END-IF END-IF END-IF. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. 26500-PRINT. MOVE "-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----" TO WS-HEAD WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-HEAD ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-VER ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT STRING WS-TYPE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-DRESS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-HAIR DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-SHAPE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-GLASSES DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-PENS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-AUTO DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-AGE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-WEIRD DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-VERBAGE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-COMP DELIMITED BY SPACE INTO WS-PRINT-LINE1 END-STRING WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-PRINT-LINE1 ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT STRING WS-UNIX DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-PERL DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-LINUX DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-386BSD DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-NEWS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-WEB DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-MAC DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-VMS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-POL DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-CP DELIMITED BY SPACE INTO WS-PRINT-LINE2 END-STRING WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-PRINT-LINE2 ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT STRING WS-TREK DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-BAB DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-JEOP DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-ROLE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-MAGIC DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-EMACS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-KIBO DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-MS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-TV DELIMITED BY SPACE INTO WS-PRINT-LINE3 END-STRING WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-PRINT-LINE3 ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT STRING WS-BOOKS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-DOOM DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-BARNEY DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-EDUC DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-MUSIC DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-HOUSE DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-REL DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-FRIENDS DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-NUT DELIMITED BY SPACE SPACE DELIMITED BY SIZE WS-CODE-SEX DELIMITED BY SIZE INTO WS-PRINT-LINE4 END-STRING WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-PRINT-LINE4 ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT MOVE "-----END GEEK CODE BLOCK-----" TO WS-END WRITE GEEK-OUTPUT-REC FROM WS-HEAD ADD 1 TO WS-REC-CNT DISPLAY "-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Version: 2.1" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY WS-PRINT-LINE1 END-DISPLAY DISPLAY WS-PRINT-LINE2 END-DISPLAY DISPLAY WS-PRINT-LINE3 END-DISPLAY DISPLAY WS-PRINT-LINE4 END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY WS-REC-CNT " records written to 'geekcode.sig'" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY. 30000-CLEANUP. CLOSE GEEK-SIG PERFORM 94000-TERMINATE. 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN. MOVE "clear" TO WS-COMMAND CALL "system" USING WS-COMMAND GIVING WS-RETURN-SYS-CODE END-CALL DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY. 91000-PRINT-HEADING. DISPLAY "Geek Code Generator v0.1 - Generates your geek code" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Copyright (C) 2010 Randy LeJeune" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY. 92000-ABEND. PERFORM 30000-CLEANUP. 93000-PARSE-CMDLN. PERFORM 90000-CLEAR-SCREEN IF WS-CL-ARGS = "-h" OR "-H" OR "--help" OR "/h" OR "/?" DISPLAY "Usage: geekcode2.1 [options] file..." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Options: " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " -h, --help Display this message" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " -v, --version Display version" END-DISPLAY PERFORM 94000-TERMINATE ELSE IF WS-CL-ARGS = "-v" OR "-V" OR "--version" DISPLAY "geekcode generator 0.1" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Copyright (C) 2010 Randy LeJeune" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "License GPLv3+: GNU GPL version 3 or later - <ht - "tp://gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html>." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "This is free software: you are free to change an - "d redistribute it." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "here is NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by - "law." END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY " " END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Written by Randy LeJeune." END-DISPLAY PERFORM 94000-TERMINATE ELSE IF WS-CL-ARGS = SPACES CONTINUE ELSE DISPLAY "geekcode: invalid option.'" END-DISPLAY DISPLAY "Try `geekcode -h' for more information." END-DISPLAY PERFORM 94000-TERMINATE END-IF. 94000-TERMINATE. GOBACK.
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